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hornplayingphysicist:

softlytea:

sewickedthread:

rootbeermolecule:

deadmomjokes:

jvlianbashir:

when you find an academic source that’s perfect for your paper but it’s behind a pay wall

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Deciding to cite it anyway base on the abstract, knowing your professor probably won’t go through and look up every source in works cited

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if you guys want to read academic papers but they’re behind a paywall, get the chrome extension Unpaywall. when you visit a site that requires you pay for their journal to view the article, the extension will look for other open access sites that will show you the article for free, and it’s all completely legal. all that money goes to the publisher, the writer of the paper gets none of it. https://unpaywall.org

If you can find out an author’s name, contact them. They may be willing to email it to you.For free. 

Check researchgate.net and academia.edu! Also authors’ professional websites.

Reblog to save a life

bluethisisforyou:

you know that part in emperor’s new groove when devil kronk is like “that’s nothing. look what I can do” and does a one-handed handstand and then angel kronk is like “he’s got a point”? that’s two brain cells representation babey

arryadne:

Some of you have never killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger now he’s dead, and it shows.

squishable-amethyst:

amant-lesbienne:

angst-is-my-aesthetic:

scorpionbutch:

thallasiske:

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

mephedrones:

whotever… im donot have to listen to anybody

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ankle-beez:

holy sHIT NETFLIX IS MAKING A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT FYRE FESTIVAL

callmeoa:

king-dra:

king-dra:

king-dra:

mark fuckerburg

slap your balls and die

at this point comedy is a moving target and im just flailing my arms in a vain hope to hit it

#you hit it twice man

parliamentaryinquiry:

durbikins:

twitch-eaglehart:

durbikins:

*kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in*

haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”?

That sounds like a good way to get shot

lol what are you, a gun cuck?
can’t kill a man with your own hands?

this is my FAVORITE post please write “what are you, a gun cuck?” on my tombstone

mayor-nebula:

Me: I love Animal Crossing so much !!

My Abandoned Villagers: No you don’t

boggblog:

rootbeergoddess:

dynastylnoire:

tariqah:

someonekillpewdiepie:

Jeff.

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I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.

Sounds like hotep smut poetry

Jesus Christ, he’s a freak

did alexa compose those ttexts for him from bots like.. wtf.. ppl should not have this much money it clearly does not do good things to them 


or anyone else tbh 

wizardshark:

its-films-squid:

jamesyouth:

i love everything about this

When they say “boys will be boys” this is what they mean

i literally quote this video DAILY. The last millisecond where they all lose it, just a loud OUUAUAHH– cut off